Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Lessons from a Vegan Yoga Farm

Things I have learned from working on an organic, vegan farm:
  1. How many meals a week should be principally comprised of squash: 1. How many meals a week are based largely on some variation of cooked squash: 14.
  2. When you live on a farm in the winter your crops (and thus your meals) consist of: squash, arugula, and apples.
  3. Chickens are an essential component on a farm, even when you work on a vegan one that doesn't allow the consumption of meat or eggs. No one knows what purpose the chickens have; I'm going with esthetic value?
  4. Like chickens, onions are also apparently essential to any true farm. Chives and pearl onions speckle the crops even though it is against the farm's religion to eat anything from the onion family.
  5. I have lost my unhealthy obsession with weeding.
  6. But have since gained an unhealthy obsession with uprooting dead squash plants.
  7. Flies are just a way of life.
  8. Despite the frost on the ground and the fact that I can see my breath as I pull weeds every morning, sunrise is incredibly gorgeous.
  9. After eating nothing but squash and arugula and apples, a vegan birthday cake made with sugar, dulce de leche, (and yes apples too), tasted like a little slice of heaven.

4 comments:

  1. This post made me laugh out loud! I need your farming skills here at the house -- our tomatoes and squash aren't doing so well (I think we planted them a bit too soon).

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  2. Vegan chickens? I'm going with esthetic value. Somebody there was probably inspired by that famous William Carlos Williams chicken poem:

    so much depends
    upon
    a red wheel
    barrow
    glazed with rain
    water
    beside the white
    chickens.

    So, what do you do for protein on the farm? Squash bugs are out. Where's the rice and beans? Is that a Buddhist Stupa or the world's coolest grain silo in the background?

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  3. This just in .... it's really a red wheelbarrow poem.

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  4. On the other hand, Rain is really important to farmers too. When you boil it down, the chickens are completely unnecessary. They stand by wheel barrows exclusively for decoration and poetic value. Your hunch was correct. Stupid chickens ... always clucking and scratching and confusing the issue.

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